“Are you
hangry?”—The Conversation
You: “Funny how monosyllabic
has five syllables, isn’t it?”
Me: “Yes, English
is full of curiosities.”
You: “Such as?”
Me: “Take the
letter A. If you start spelling out numbers (1, 2, 3...), you wouldn’t use the letter A until you
reached a thousand.”
You: “Speaking of numbers, forty is the only number which has
its letters in alphabetical order.”
Me: “Regarding alphabetical order, English has a
handful of words
with each vowel,
in order, once only. For example, abstemious and facetious.”
You: “How about
this: can you think of any words beginning and ending in und?”
Me: “How about underground?
Any others?”
You: “Yes: underfund.
My turn: What are the only common words in English that end in -ngry?”
Me: “That’s easy:
angry and hungry.”
You: “The Oxford
English Dictionary now includes hangry, which combines angry
and hungry to mean ‘bad tempered or irritable as a result of hunger.’”
Me: “I’m left handed. So one
of my favorite words is stewardesses.”
You: “Because?”
Me: “It’s the longest word
that can be typed with only the left hand.”
You: “I don’t know if there’s
a right-handed equivalent. But I like uncopyrightable; it’s one
of only a few words that have 15 letters, none of them repeated.”
Me: “Sort of the
opposite of bookkeeping, which has three repeats in a row.”
You: “I like words
containing other words. My favorite is therein, which gives you 13 words
using consecutive letters: the, he, her, er,
here, I, there, ere, rein, re, in,
therein, and herein. If you wonder about er, it’s okay. Merriam-Webster
says it’s an interjection, usually indicating hesitation.”
Me: “Does anyone else care
about all this?”
You: “Almost certainly not.”
Me: “Interesting word, almost.
It’s the longest commonly used English
word with all the letters in alphabetical order.”
You: “Oh.”
[300 words]