Some years ago a colleague announced that she was going for
an eye appointment. So, relishing an opportunity for snarkiness, I asked,
“Which eye?”
The moment prompted me to think about an oddity in English
usage. And who was she going to see? The eye doctor. Not an eye
doctor. Like the rest of us, she spoke as if there were only one eye doctor in
all of Spokane.
Or take the statement, “I’m going to the store to….” Again,
not a store, but apparently the only retail outlet for miles around: the
store.
I’m not sure why we do that. Everyone hearing our use of the
definite article knows we’re not implying there’s only one eye doctor or one
store. But then we’d say something like, “I heard from a neighbor that….” You
wouldn’t say, “I heard from the neighbor….” unless your listener knew
that you lived in the boonies and had only one neighbor. (The boonies…
Only one of them?)
Then there’s the Ohio State University. Not just any
old Ohio State University, but the Ohio State University. It’s not as if
there are 27 other Ohio State universities (not to be confused with Ohio
University). There’s just the one Ohio State. (Where, coincidentally, my
daughter got her PhD.) But the institution insists on the the. Why? OSU takes
the the so seriously that it has now officially trademarked that little
word as part of its name. A prolonged legal battle culminated last month with
the university getting permission to protect its university-branded clothing line
with the Ohio State logo, a licensing and trademark operation that
generates $12.5 million a year for the school.
An Oxford Dictionary project found that the is the
most frequently used word in English. And now, thanks to OSU, its status is
secure.
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