Truss Me On This

 

English has an endless capacity to keep expanding its already stupendous vocabulary. Sometimes current events or historical developments supply new words, often based on the names of people, such as boycott, diesel, and mesmerize.

English speakers will undoubtedly tap into the misfortune of the UK’s shortest serving prime minister, Liz Truss. Gone after 45 days, the shortest tenure of any British PM, Truss’s name is bound to enter our language.

It may show up as a short measure of time, like a moment or jiffy, as in:

“Are you coming, dear?”

“Yes, I’ll be there in a truss.”

            Or it may take on the character of rare words that have opposite meanings, like cleave (to split or to hold together). Hence truss, defined by Merriam-Webster as “to secure tightly.” But its new additional meaning will be, “truss: to fall apart, collapse.” Example: “His poor planning meant his business trussed within months.”
            Some may turn to distorting the word slightly, giving it the ironic usage of “Hey, just truss me on this.” Similarly, drawing from those team-building exercises you may have had to endure at summer camp, there’s a trust fall. By contrast, an invitation to a truss fall foretells unmitigated failure.

Then there’s Wiktionary’s definition of truss as a verb: “To tie up a bird before cooking it”—surely a fitting (albeit sexist) description of the doomed PM’s fate.

Who knows, just as many of the nursery rhymes we learned as children had historical roots, maybe our great-great-grandchildren’s repertoire will incorporate what we are living through now:

Hickory dickory dock.

Poor Liz ran out the clock.

The clock struck one

And she was gone.

Hickory dickory dock.

And your great-great-granddaughter will ask, “Daddy, who was Liz?” He will reply, “I don’t know. Let’s ask Alexa—it’ll take just a truss.”

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The Words of Others

 

I set out writing this blog by promising you three hundred words every two weeks. However, I didn’t say they would always be my own words. So today I’m sharing with you some quotations that have been especially meaningful to me.

 Many of you know that I’ve long had a love affair with the wisdom and wit I’ve encountered in others. As a result, I have published eight anthologies of quotations, on topics as diverse as travel and leadership, and the media and paradoxes. The most recent is a brief selection on grief, Grace for the Grieving: Words of Comfort in Times of Loss. (Available on Amazon.)

 Now, in alphabetical order by author, here we have:

 Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

                        – Philo Judaeus

 There are no ordinary people.  You have never talked to an ordinary mortal…  It is immortals whom we joke with, work with, marry, snub and exploit – immortal horrors or everlasting splendors…  Next to the Blessed Sacrament itself, your neighbor is the holiest object presented to your senses.

                        – C. S. Lewis

 I’m continually asking myself, “What is the best use of my time right now?”

                        – Alan Lakein

 Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions.

                        – Dag Hammarskjöld

 When we cannot do the good we would, we must be ready to do the good we can.

                        – Matthew Henry

 A wise man cares not for what he cannot have.

– George Herbert

 If not you, who? If not now, when?

– Rabbi Hillel

 Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work.

                        – Charles Kingsley

 Wisdom is merely knowing what to do next.

                        – Unknown

 At the end of my life, God will not ask me, “Why were you not Moses?”  God will ask instead, “Why were you not Zusya?”

                        – Rabbi Zusya

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