Word of the Day: “Trick”
Get ready for that onslaught of children who’ll stop
by tonight in an act of socially sanctioned extortion, demanding candy under
pain of…
Well, of what?
Supposedly some “trick” or other. But do these
diminutive extortionists actually have a trick to play on you if you don’t hand
over the goodies?
The fact is, nobody seems to know what would happen if you say, “No treat for you tonight: I’m willing to take whatever trick you may
have in your repertoire.”
The six-year-old Taylor Swift standing at your front
door stares at you, uncomprehending.
“No treat for you; I want you to follow through on
what I regard as a good faith offer to trick me if I didn’t treat you.”
Taylor Swift continues to stare. She’s increasingly
uneasy. Parent of Taylor Swift, standing about 15 feet away, can’t hear you but
notices something’s amiss. Begins to engage parental protection mode. Shines
flashlight in your direction without actually blinding you.
Taylor Swift turns, looking for parental help.
“I’m waiting: do you have a trick for me or not?” The
fact that you’re a 220-pound man, dressed as Tinker Bell and wearing a Ronald
Reagan mask is compounding her confusion.
Parent now walks briskly toward you, to rescue a
bewildered Taylor Swift.
Meanwhile, three teenage boys carrying pillow cases, half-filled
with candy, approach. They sense something isn’t right. They stop, about 10
feet away. Taylor Swift has by now been rescued by Parent. “Come on, honey, let’s
go to the next house.”
First teenager, at a safe distance, calls out, “Trick
or treat, mister?”
You reply, “I’ll take a trick. What do you have?”
Second teenager, to companions: “Hey, what’s a ‘trick’?”
They leave.
***
Your wife calls from the kitchen: “Are we running out
of candy?”
You: “No, not yet.”
[300 words]
So perceptive of current social 'norms', Gordon! I hear all those participants in the North American 'celebration' that I dislike the most. You bring the scenarios and characters alive. Recently we moved into a seniors' complex that Don designed and where, surprisingly, we had no Trick or Treaters.
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